Say it like you mean it,
like you're sure and certain,
and they'll believe you,
and buy it...
"... very thin... it's very thin... what this device does is extraordinary... it is the best browsing experience you've ever had... it's phenomenal... it's unbelievably great. Way better than a laptop. Way better than a smart phone... to see a whole web page is phenomenal... holding the internet in your hands, it's an incredible experience..."
All that is from a one-minute clip. All that in one minute!